Pendergrass allegedly struck his stepfather with a frozen iguana during a Cracker Barrel dinner dispute over the correct pronunciation of ‘pecan.’ The iguana, a three-foot green iguana named Dr. Kenneth, had been deceased and frozen for approximately two weeks prior to the incident. A rocking chair on the restaurant’s front porch was also destroyed in the altercation. Dr. Kenneth has been released to the custody of animal control for ‘thawing and a proper burial.’
Brock Daniel "The Iguana" Pendergrass III
| Age | 22 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | White |
| Booking Date | March 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000052 |
Incident Details
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