Williams was found standing on the roof of a Waffle House at 2 AM demanding to be ‘judged by God and God alone.’ When officers arrived, she climbed down voluntarily but refused to be handcuffed until one of them could ‘out-dance her.’ Deputy Ramirez attempted a body roll. It did not help. Williams executed a flawless Worm across the parking lot before being apprehended near a dumpster.
Destiny Champagne Williams
| Age | 29 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Female |
| Race | Black |
| Booking Date | March 23, 2026 at 2:17 AM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000040 |
Incident Details
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