Kotsiopoulos entered a Foot Locker at Cumberland Mall, removed the left shoe from twelve different display pairs, and replaced each one with a shoe from a different pair so the theft would not be immediately obvious. It was immediately obvious. Store employees noticed within minutes when a customer pointed out that a size 9 Air Jordan 4 had been replaced with a size 13 New Balance walking shoe. Kotsiopoulos was found in the food court wearing six shoes — three per foot, stacked — and told security he was ‘testing a theory about arch support.’
Tommy "Three Shoes" Kotsiopoulos
| Age | 37 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | White |
| Booking Date | March 28, 2026 at 3:22 PM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000171 |
Incident Details
DISCLAIMER: This booking report is entirely fictional and satirical. This is not a real arrest record. Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental.