Beaumont was arrested after city maintenance workers discovered that a restroom in Piedmont Park had been ‘fully renovated’ overnight. The suspect had installed shiplap accent walls, a succulent shelf, a decorative mirror with fairy lights, a reed diffuser, and a Ring doorbell camera on the exterior. She also replaced the city-issued soap dispensers with handmade lavender goat-milk soap in ceramic dishes. The renovation was valued at approximately $2,300. Beaumont told officers she ‘couldn’t take it anymore’ and that ‘everyone deserves a nice bathroom experience.’
Janelle Simone "Etsy" Beaumont
| Age | 28 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Female |
| Race | Black |
| Booking Date | March 28, 2026 at 10:45 AM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000169 |
Incident Details
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