Stuckey was pulled over on Highway 41 at approximately 2 AM operating a motorized beer cooler traveling at an estimated 14 mph in the emergency lane. The vehicle, which Stuckey built himself from a 120-quart Igloo and a lawnmower engine, contained eleven Bud Heavies, only two of which were still sealed. When asked for his license and registration, Stuckey produced a Costco membership card and a handwritten note that read ‘she’s road legal, officer.’ The cooler has been impounded. It does not fit in the impound lot’s database.
Rodney Earl "Propane" Stuckey
| Age | 46 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | White |
| Booking Date | March 28, 2026 at 2:14 AM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000167 |
Incident Details
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