Asante was discovered living in a fully furnished Toll Brothers model home after a realtor noticed someone had added a PlayStation 5, a spice rack, and family photos to the staging. An investigation revealed Asante had been residing there for approximately six weeks, had filed a USPS change of address form, and was receiving DoorDash deliveries to the property. He told deputies he ‘thought they weren’t using it’ and described the open-concept floor plan as ‘exceptional.’ He had also left a five-star Google review of the development under his real name.
Raymond Kwame "The Landlord" Asante
| Age | 58 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Black |
| Booking Date | March 22, 2026 at 8:19 AM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000139 |
Incident Details
DISCLAIMER: This booking report is entirely fictional and satirical. This is not a real arrest record. Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental.