Dillworth allegedly tailed a FedEx delivery truck for eleven miles after spotting it turn away from his street, flashing his headlights and honking in what he later described as ‘a reasonable attempt to reroute the supply chain.’ At a red light, the suspect somehow paired his phone to the truck’s Bluetooth speaker system and began narrating his tracking number aloud on repeat. The package in question contained a $14 phone case. It was scheduled for delivery the following day.
Kenneth Ray "PowerPoint" Dillworth
| Age | 44 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | White |
| Booking Date | March 25, 2026 at 7:42 PM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000135 |
Incident Details
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