BOOKING REPORT Booking #JR-2026-000115

Hector Luis "Queso" Garza-Peña

Age39
GenderMale
RaceHispanic
Booking DateFebruary 24, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Booking NumberJR-2026-000115

Incident Details

Garza-Peña allegedly ripped a commercial nacho cheese dispenser off the wall of a 7-Eleven and swung it at another customer during a dispute over the last remaining taquito. Approximately three gallons of warm queso were discharged across the store during the altercation, coating the Slurpee machine, two ATMs, and a promotional cardboard cutout of a NASCAR driver. The victim sustained minor cheese burns. Garza-Peña was found in the parking lot attempting to clean himself with a squeegee.

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