Fontaine was arrested in the intersection of Oak and Fifth after setting up five overturned city trash cans and performing what witnesses described as ‘an honestly incredible’ drum solo for approximately thirty-five minutes. A crowd of roughly sixty people had gathered by the time officers arrived. Fontaine continued playing with his elbows while being handcuffed. A local music teacher who witnessed the arrest has since offered him a scholarship. The trash cans did not survive.
Darnell Maurice "Reverb" Fontaine
| Age | 21 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Black |
| Booking Date | February 28, 2026 at 11:20 PM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000113 |
Incident Details
DISCLAIMER: This booking report is entirely fictional and satirical. This is not a real arrest record. Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental.