Reyes-Mondragón broke into a stranger’s home at approximately 3:30 AM not to steal anything, but to take a bath. The homeowner discovered him in the master bathroom wearing a complimentary hotel robe, surrounded by lit candles he had brought from home, and listening to what he described as a ‘jazz lo-fi playlist for self-care.’ Nothing was stolen. The suspect’s own residence, located four blocks away, has a fully functional bathroom. He told officers he ‘just liked their tub better.’
Carlos Eduardo "El Gato" Reyes-Mondragón
| Age | 48 |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Hispanic |
| Booking Date | March 9, 2026 at 4:11 AM |
| Booking Number | JR-2026-000109 |
Incident Details
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